Clumsy Valentine – The Anti-Love Playlist

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I never want to exclude those of you who are anti-Valentine’s Day for whatever reason. 

Sometimes we’re just in the mood for an anti-love song.

Maybe you’ve just broken up with someone or you’re just not the Valen-type.

Either way, this playlist features some great breakup songs, some great single anthems, and some angry jams to get your anti-Valen on.


 

– Love Stinks – J Geils Band

Obvs

– Is she Really Going out with Him? – Goldfinger

I saw them live back when I was a little baby punk (about fifteen years ago +/-) at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver. Still one of the most fun, high-energy shows I’ve ever seen.

– Paper Planes – M.I.A.

” I got more records than the KGB/so no funny business”

Genius.

– Just like a Pill – P!NK

So much angst.

– Times Like These – Foo Fighters

An uplifting breakup song with a beautiful melody.

-(I Hate) Everything About You – Ugly Kid Joe

I was in a band once. This was the only song we played and then we broke up. Prophetic.

– Santeria – Sublime

So angry. So catchy.

– We are Never Ever Getting Back Together – Taylor Swift

If you’ve been reading this blog for any amount of time, you know my fondness for TSwift. Jake Gyllenhaal breaks up with you? Write a mean song about him. Take that, Jakey.

– Total Eclipse of the Heart – OLD SCHOOL VERSION

NSFW. I defy you to listen to this and not sing it the Old-School-Way for the rest of your life. “Fuckin’ every now and then I fall apart”

– You’re so Vain – Carly Simon

Did you know Mick Jagger sings background vocals (un-credited)? You’ll hear it now.

– Since You’ve Been Gone – Pitch Perfect Version

Because Rebel Wilson is the tits.

– Romeo and Juliet – Dire Straights

So sad. So, so sad.

– Goodbye, Earl – Dixie Chicks

Got an abusive hubs? Just poison him and chuck him in the lake. Peace out, Earl.

– You Oughta Know – Alanis Morissette

No one gave jilted women of the 90’s more permission to feel their seething rage than Alanis.

Happy listening, anti-Valen-friends.

Hey! If you’re rollin’ solo this year,  be sure to check out my post that’s all about romancing you!

If you want to turn things around and turn bitter into better, you can get my Self Love Care Package for $97. It’s all of my best recorded content and self-study material surrounding the idea of loving YOU first and foremost and best.

If you’re content to be bitter (just for today, then know how much I love you and your resentment of this holiday,

Er xo

Erin McDonald
Writer, Yoga Teacher, Dream Chaser Coach at ClumsyGrace

Erin is an International Transformational Coach, obsessed with facilitating change in the lives of incredible, hilarious women. She’s a Mama, wife, friend, sister, daughter, and cousin; a seeker (and occasional finder) of an authentic life in all its disastrous glory. She has a brave heart, believes in magic, loves tacos, and always wins at Whack-a-Mole


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About the author : Erin McDonald

Erin McDonald

Erin is an International Transformational Coach, obsessed with facilitating change in the lives of incredible, hilarious women. She’s a Mama, wife, friend, sister, daughter, and cousin; a seeker (and occasional finder) of an authentic life in all its disastrous glory. She has a brave heart, believes in magic, loves tacos, and always wins at Whack-a-Mole